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Mom Friend​/​Putin on the Ritz

by Gunchucks

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Mom Friend 03:27
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I'm sick and tired of telling you to turn that junk down Now turn it off C'mon, mom, get off of my back Why are we here Because we haven't died yet Though I'm down if you are I know it's unpleasant living in the present And the future's not that far I don't have all the answers Except for on certain subjects Including but not limited to Pink Floyd and Nirvana, Fallout: New Vegas and drama But I'd like that list to include you 'Cause everything's still going along I'm singing another stupid song I can't make you 'cause I'm not your mom I'm just your mom friend How was your day Did you get a haircut I'm so sorry, I'm not trying to be mean But here's a glass of water and a hug that feels awkward Is there anything else that you need Did you get the memes I sent The ones about smashing your phone with a blunt instrument It's not a bug, it's a feature When you're getting dismembered, it's always nice to remember At least you've got a fan in the bleachers And everything's still going along I got some of my old records on I can't make you 'cause I'm not your mom I'm just your mom friend And everybody's still paranoid Making up guys that they can avoid But even when I'm annoyed I'm still your mom friend Why are we here Oh, you meant at Rite Aid I'm picking up some prescriptions So roll the window down a crack, need anything? I'll be right back If I'm gonna be a mom I wanna be the best edition 'Cause everything's still going along I'm stuck in a C-SPAN marathon I can't make you 'cause I'm not your mom I'm just your mom friend And everybody's still paranoid Making up guys that they can avoid But even when I'm annoyed I'm still your mom friend And everyone is doing the same Recycling boredom into shame And even when you think I'm lame I'm still your mom friend
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Putin on the Ritz 02:36
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Oh Vladimir the President is such a sight to see And we all have to agree 'Cause he's such a handsome guy On trip to U.S.A. he found the joy of bourgeoisie Traded in his master key For a proper suit and tie Ay ay ay Putin on the Ritz Ay ay ay Putin on the Ritz Ay ay ay Putin on the Ritz Ay ay ay Putin on the Ritz A friend of mine spoke out against the new man he became And it is really such a shame 'Cause now he's in a body bag The fashion of our politics ain't such a bad thing though One day he may wear tuxedo And next will go out dressed in drag Ay ay ay Putin on the Ritz Ay ay ay Putin on the Ritz Ay ay ay Putin on the Ritz Ay ay ay Putin on the Ritz Ay ay ay Putin on the Ritz Ay ay ay Putin on the Ritz Ay ay ay Putin on the Ritz Ay ay ay Putin on the Ritz Again! Ay ay ay Putin on the Ritz Ay ay ay We are Putin on the Ritz Ay ay ay Putin on the Ritz Ay ay ay Putin on the Everybody! Ay ay ay Putin on the Ritz Ay ay ay Putin on the Ritz Ay ay ay Putin on the Ritz Ay ay ay We are Putin on the Ritz Hey!

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released May 6, 2021

All tracks written by Gunchucks.
Putin on The Ritz was recorded at GART Studios, mixed and mastered by Sprout City/Liquid Mastering.

Nat Tandowsky - Vocals, Guitar, Misc.
Garrett Davis - Drums, Arrangement, Backup Vocals on Putin on the Ritz
Annie Horschman - Bass, Arrangement, Backup Vocals on Putin on the Ritz

Special thanks to Allie, Cooper, Mara, Griffin, and Dillon.

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With a sound meant to evoke a sense of absurd violence, Gunchucks is an alternative project fronted by Nat Tandowsky

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